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Eight ways to fortify marital bonds and rekindle your marriage

Eight ways to fortify marital bonds and rekindle your marriage

By Jamnit Frainkle, licensed marriage counselor Let’s face it: Marriage is the single stupidest thing involving the government that two people can do together. One...
Diary of Lisa Frank

Diary of Lisa Frank describes growing up in peace-torn Michigan

Historians raced to the Great Lakes area after an abandoned building filled mostly with glitter, pink and blue feathers, and phosphorescent animal fur was...
SparkleBottom enemas make a splash just in time for Halloween

SparkleBottom glitter enemas make a splash just in time for Halloween

The scariest hygienic procedure just got festive. Or did the most festive hygienic procedure just get scarier? Or did the scariest festivity just get...
SUU Everywhere

Southern Utah University’s “SUU Everywhere” campaign destroying spacetime

Panic has gripped the planet as Southern Utah University’s “SUU Everywhere” viral marketing campaign has proven to be more viral than intended. As the "SUU...
PETA and FDA launch joint Spay and Neuter your Neighbors program

PETA and FDA launch joint “Spay and Neuter Your Neighbors” program

In an effort to minimize the impact of overpopulation in southern Utah and elsewhere, The People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals in conjunction...