Tag: satire
Movie Review: “Jojo Rabbit” is one of 2019’s best films
Movie Review: if Taika Waititi doesn't get a Best Screenplay nomination for "Jojo Rabbit" at the Oscars, it'll be a crime.
Encyclopedia Britannica publishes 1,000-volume “Encyclopedia of Pronouns”
Encyclopedia Britannica publishes 1,000-volume "Encyclopedia of Pronouns"
The "Encyclopedia of Pronouns" will help defend the genderfluid against the illegal usage of "he" or "she"
To the...
Eight ways to fortify marital bonds and rekindle your marriage
By Jamnit Frainkle, licensed marriage counselor
Let’s face it: Marriage is the single stupidest thing involving the government that two people can do together. One...
Your Weekly Horoscope
These horoscopes are provided for entertainment purposes only. The authors cannot be held responsible for any decisions or actions based, in whole or in...
SparkleBottom glitter enemas make a splash just in time for Halloween
The scariest hygienic procedure just got festive. Or did the most festive hygienic procedure just get scarier? Or did the scariest festivity just get...
Southern Utah University’s “SUU Everywhere” campaign destroying spacetime
Panic has gripped the planet as Southern Utah University’s “SUU Everywhere” viral marketing campaign has proven to be more viral than intended.
As the "SUU...
Terrorists divided between voting for Hillary Clinton or Donald Trump
According to a recent survey, terrorists are undecided on whether they should vote for Hillary Clinton or Donald Trump in their attempts to destroy...
PETA and FDA launch joint “Spay and Neuter Your Neighbors” program
In an effort to minimize the impact of overpopulation in southern Utah and elsewhere, The People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals in conjunction...
Putin sends Trump hand double as a gift
According to inside sources, Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump awoke to a large package at his backdoor early Friday morning.
While Trump has since denied...
Westboro Baptist Church launches “God Hates Fags” anti-smoking campaign
Members of Westboro Baptist Church caused a stir last week when they congregated at the funeral of a local smoker bearing “God Hates Fags”...