CARTOON: “Bathroom Logic”

From Clay Jones on his political cartoon “Bathroom Logic,” yet more Ted Cruz’s bigotry, and deciding who gets to pee where

Isn’t it kinda amazing that Donald Trump is less of a bigot than Ted Cruz? Seriously, what demographic is Ted Cruz aiming for?

Trump said that if Caitlyn Jenner, formerly Bruce Jenner, walked into Trump Tower, Jenner could use whichever restroom she chose (I’m going with “she” because that’s how she chooses to be identified) and that he’d be OK with it. That sounds pretty logical and sound to me. What sort of freak sits around eyeballing restrooms, anyway?

Well, that set off Ted Cruz.

Ted Cruz says that his daughters are old enough to know the difference between male and female. I’m really glad that the Cruz girls are more enlightened than their father. I am assuming they saw the differences between the wee-wees and hoo-haas drawn on the walls on the cave they live in.

Here’s the thing, folks. Cruz says he doesn’t want little girls in public restrooms with strange men. I don’t blame him. I’m all for that. How about this: If you have a young child, don’t leave them in a public restroom alone, whether they are male or female. Don’t talk to strangers … or pee with them. Seriously, Ted? Are you going to let your daughter enter a public restroom while you remain at a table with Heidi chewing on an Angus burger, or whatever hell is required for a troglodyte to eat?

Can the argument Ted Cruz and the likes of him have made against transgenders in public restrooms get any dumber? Let’s not put any money on that, because it’s very possible it can get dumber, stupider, more idiotic, etc.

I have a son. He’s a grown man now, but when he was a little boy I wouldn’t let him enter a public restroom alone. That is unless I was in a public place and could keep an eye on the restroom and was confident he was in there alone. Male? Female? Take care of your kids. Don’t take your eye off them in public, even when they’re not in a public restroom. I never knew Republicans and conservatives were in the practice of letting their younglings leave their eyesight and wee in public. Who knew? The argument you’re presenting now only reveals that you are crappy parents. Mr. Rogers would be disappointed.

Ted Cruz, you’re a demagogic asstwat. Stop labeling people and being, well, yourself. Nobody likes you, and this is why. How terrible of a person are you that Donald Trump is more logical in comparison?

Hold your child’s hand. Keep your eye on them. A pervert or pedophile does not have to pretend to be the opposite sex to make something terrible happen. Bad things can happen. Be a parent, and make sure that it doesn’t. Don’t run a presidential campaign on the logic that you’re going to defend every American preteen from pervos, because frankly, Ted, if I had to trust my child’s security with you, I’d move to Canada or Mexico or anywhere on this planet to get away from the likes of you. I don’t trust you.

I would not want my daughter or son in a public restroom along with a strange man … or a strange woman. I especially wouldn’t want them alone with a Republican.

Ted Cruz and the ilk that follows you, you suck. You are the bottom-dwellers of society, and I hope you fade away into obscurity. That’s where the likes of you belong. If Donald Trump has greater logic than you on any issue, you don’t belong in the national discussion.

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