From cartoonist Clay Jones about ‘Militant Snackers,’ the Bundy militia request for snacks, and sending nuts to the nuts
The Bundy militia guys didn’t prepare properly for their occupation of a federal bird sanctuary. Yeah, they brought guns, thermal underwear, and a big blue tarp to bunker under to shoot federal agents from, but they forgot snacks.
While asking Americans to grab a gun and freeze with them while waiting for the feds, they’re also asking the public to mail them snacks. Yes, please use the government-owned postal service to send snacks.
Personally, I think they can chew on bark. However, if you must send them snacks, you should go to Walmart and buy the store brand of mixed nuts and send that to them. It’s appropriate because of the implication but also because nobody likes those things. Everyone fishes around for the cashews and leaves those big, ugly, tasteless Brazilian and walnuts which leave your mouth dry. Bleah.
From claytoonz.com
