From Clay Jones on his political cartoon “Yuge Weiner News,” Anthony Weiner’s sexting habits, and Donald Trump and Huma Abedin’s reactions
Anthony Weiner is a serial sexter.
For the Boy Scouts reading this, sexting is when you text a picture of your junk. You gotta know what I mean by “junk.” You’re on the internet.
Anthony Weiner is a former congressman from New York City. He let sexting destroy his congressional career in 2011. It almost destroyed his marriage to Hillary Clinton aide Huma Abedin, but she hung in there (no pun intended).
The controversy kinda blew over (again, no pun intended) and in 2013 he ran for mayor of New York City … and guess what happened? Mr. Weiner got embroiled in another sexting scandal, this time under the alias “Carlos Danger.” He was not elected mayor. Again, Abedin stuck it out (you’re gonna start thinking I’m doing these puns on purpose).
His wife has been in the center of controversies regarding the Clinton Foundation, so the last thing she or the Clinton campaign needed was another assist by Mr. Weiner. As scheduled, Anthony, trying to live up to his last name, stuck his crotch into a camera phone … again. He said he was conversing with an old friend and there was nothing lewd about the pictures. This supposedly non-lewd picture, exposed by The New York Post (did I say “exposed?” I swear I’m not even trying), shows his and Abedin’s young son in the pic right next to Anthony’s crotch.
How did that come about? “Hey, check out my baby boy … and check out this bad boy.”
Who does that? You send a picture of your crotch next to your child? There’s a baby picture you don’t want coming up on your 16th birthday. Here I am with Daddy’s crotch. Anthony, you sick bastard.
Huma has had enough, and she’s not taking anymore. She’s finally decided to separate from the Weiner man. Unless she’s texted him her decision, he’s probably not aware of it. Right now, everyone needs to calm down and hope nothing else stupid comes along.
Enter Donald Trump.
Trump, who’s apparently seriously and heavily invested in the Weiner relationship, sent out the statement, “Huma is making a very wise decision. I know Anthony Weiner well, and she will be far better off without him.” If they get back together, that’s gonna be so awkward for Trump next time they hang out.
Trump also used the couple’s personal issues to make an argument against voting for Clinton. He claimed it was unsafe for Clinton to have classified information around Abedin, who would then take it home to her husband, who would then text it out. Unless that information was written on Mr. Weiner’s penis I don’t think we’d be in any danger.
Trump is right. We should be very concerned about who the candidates have around classified information. What if one them had a Russian lobbyist as a campaign manager? That threatens the nation a lot more than Anthony’s ding-a-ling.
A few days ago, when basketball player Dwyane Wade’s cousin was shot in Chicago, Trump tweeted out how horrible it was and that African-Americans will be propelled by the event to vote for Trump.
Everything has to do with Donald Trump. Terrorist strike in Paris? Better vote for Trump. A gunman shoots up a gay nightclub in Orlando? Better vote for Trump. A young mother taking her baby out in a stroller gets shot on a sidewalk in Chicago ? Better vote for Trump. A famous person’s marriage implodes? Better vote for Trump. A dog craps on your lawn today? Better vote for Trump. Got the trots? Better vote for Trump. They cancelled Mike & Molly. Better vote for Trump.
There’s an argument that Trump is unfit to be president. Republican Ana Navarro said that Trump is unfit to be human.
Trump says he knows Anthony Weiner very well, and I believe that. They’re both sociopaths.
Better vote for Trump.
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