Southern Utah University’s “SUU Everywhere” campaign destroying spacetime

Panic has gripped the planet as Southern Utah University’s “SUU Everywhere” viral marketing campaign has proven to be more viral than intended. As the “SUU Everywhere” campaign eats its way through the fabric of reality to the horror of Earthlings everywhere, literary, artistic, and musical archives worldwide have slowly turned into SUU, irrevocably destroying most … Continue reading Southern Utah University’s “SUU Everywhere” campaign destroying spacetime