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‘Guess Fred C. Adams’ Middle Name’ annual competition begins Feb. 1
Preparations are underway for Cedar City’s annual “Guess Fred C. Adams’ Middle Name” competition starting on Feb. 1. With the founder of the Cedar...
‘Who’s A Badass?’ race to be held on St. George Blvd.
Emceesquare Media, the organization responsible for First Friday George Streetfest on Main, is organizing a new event for St. George: the “Who’s A Badass?”...
Exasperated NASA scientists find cat hair on the moon
In a startling discovery, NASA scientists analyzing soil data from the 2012 Gravity Recovery and Interior Laboratory (GRAIL) mission have confirmed that there is...
Unsatisfied with Tour of Utah decision, Springdale setting booby traps for...
After the controversy surrounding the Springdale Town Council's rejection of the 2016 Tour of Utah and following the recent announcement by the Tour, Springdale...
Consumer demand for gluten-free products on the rise, getting out of...
Consumer demand for gluten-free products is on the rise, and businesses are scrambling to keep pace with the rapidly expanding market.
“Gluten intolerance has changed...
Fancy man misspells ‘theater,’ wows patrons everywhere
An area man has smugly misspelled “theater,” thereby lending artistic integrity and an air of distinction and authority to a local dramatic organization.
“Ye Olde...
Spice Girls celebrate the holidays with Pumpkin Spice
Ramping up their efforts to “really whore it up for the holidays,” the Spice Girls have added a sixth member, Pumpkin Spice, to their...
Following illegal tamale bust at LAX, Feds establish new counter-terrorism operation
A Mexican traveler carrying illegal tamales was recently intercepted by federal authorities during a "tamale takedown" at the Los Angeles International Airport.
As a result...
Local cupboard allegedly hell-bent on area man’s demise
According to Barry Thompson, 36, of Cedar City, a local cupboard is hell-bent on his demise.
"I swear, every time I look up from washing...