Tag: I hate Jason Gottfried
Consumer demand for gluten-free products on the rise, getting out of...
Consumer demand for gluten-free products is on the rise, and businesses are scrambling to keep pace with the rapidly expanding market.
“Gluten intolerance has changed...
Fancy man misspells ‘theater,’ wows patrons everywhere
An area man has smugly misspelled “theater,” thereby lending artistic integrity and an air of distinction and authority to a local dramatic organization.
“Ye Olde...
Spice Girls celebrate the holidays with Pumpkin Spice
Ramping up their efforts to “really whore it up for the holidays,” the Spice Girls have added a sixth member, Pumpkin Spice, to their...
Following illegal tamale bust at LAX, Feds establish new counter-terrorism operation
A Mexican traveler carrying illegal tamales was recently intercepted by federal authorities during a "tamale takedown" at the Los Angeles International Airport.
As a result...
Local cupboard allegedly hell-bent on area man’s demise
According to Barry Thompson, 36, of Cedar City, a local cupboard is hell-bent on his demise.
"I swear, every time I look up from washing...
Dixie State University begins re-branding efforts
In an effort to appeal to fewer prospective students, Dixie State University has hired a consulting agency to assist in its efforts to re-brand...
Interview: Lisle Crowley discusses his new album, ‘From Horse Head Road’
Guitarist Lisle Crowley has penned books for fingerstyle guitar published by Mel Bay and Hal Leonard and has been featured in Fingerstyle Guitar Magazine....
Will Pam Graf sponsor a cigarette-smoking contest at Spooky Town Fair...
We recently enjoyed a festival in St. George celebrating Halloween: the Spooky Town Fair (I almost pity it at this point). I’ve mentioned that...
Interview: Teren Christensen (Mosstone) discusses new album, ‘Stutter’
“Mosstone” is the artist name for Teren Christensen, a local multi-instrumentalist, composer, and Dixie State University alumnus. After meeting Teren in a rehearsal, he...
Halloween is pointless; we’re just going through the motions anymore
What if I forced you to listen to ten songs several times a day for three months out of every year? A few things...