Tag: I hate Jason Gottfried
Oversexed endangered condor pair in Zion National Park making tourists uncomfortable
Unsurprisingly, an endangered condor pair who seem unable to stop banging each other for one freaking minute are incubating an egg in Zion National...
CARTOON: “Sleazy Cartoon”
From Clay Jones on his political cartoon "Sleazy Cartoon," how Donald Trump is afraid of the press, and how it forced him to cough...
The Pioneer Park tragedy could have been avoided
Pioneer Park in St. George is aptly named. I feel that it is appropriate to give credit to the people who paved the way...
Why atheism doesn’t make sense
Atheism doesn’t make sense. When I saw through the illusions and delusions of the religion I was raised with, I was an atheist for...
DSU Trailblazers blaze trails in trailblazing
Dixie State University, now known as the Trailblazers, or the Tail Braziers, or the Braille Tasers, is blazing a trail all over the goddamned...
Five magic tips for writers
People always come up to me and say, “Hey Jason, how come you so much write real good?” That is, when they’re not asking...
Tondra Thompson’s uphill cancer battle won’t ruin her Mother’s Day
Some people simply don’t know how to give up. It doesn’t make sense to them. They’re like a gnarly desert plant that you chop,...
Does John Boehner even know who Lucifer is? Do you?
When John Boehner referred to Ted Cruz as “Lucifer in the flesh,” he probably meant it as an insult. But what he really did...
Dear stupid Utah weather: I will have my revenge
Stupid Utah weather. Utah weather is ridiculous. No, to call Utah weather “ridiculous” is a slap in the face to ridiculous things everywhere.
I thought...
Tips for teaching children meditation
Healthy kids are generally bombastic blurs of energy. I’d bet everyone a stack of pancakes that it would be unreasonable to expect their kids...