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A kissagram caper by Stephen Philip Druce: A kissagram lady died inside a giant birthday cake she was expected to leap out of at a party attended by my wife and me.

A kissagram caper

A kissagram caper By Stephen Philip Druce A kissagram lady died inside a giant birthday cake she was expected to leap out of at a party...
campulating Stephen Philip Druce

Campulating

Campulating By Stephen Philip Druce Realizing I'd run out of condoms, my girlfriend suggested I use our camping tent for protection instead. "Campulate with me" she said....

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Passing with flying colors By Stephen Philip Druce

Passing with flying colors

Passing with flying colors By Stephen Philip Druce In response to one's application to NASA for the coveted role of astronaut, one is duly required to...
Men are often asked, “Why don't you want to have a baby?” Is the task of having to push a screaming baby from out of the anus really that big a deal?

Why not have a baby?

Why not have a baby? By Stephen Philip Druce Men who don't want children are incessantly bombarded with the question, “Why don't you want to have...
Beware the butthole robber — the new criminal on the block. Citizens of London are being robbed in the street and assaulted by attackers using their assholes as weapons. The asshole robbers are applying this method of attack as a strategy to mitigate their violations in a hypothetical court case.

Heed the butthole robber

Heed the butthole robber Stephen Philip Druce Beware the butthole robber — the new criminal on the block. Citizens of London are being robbed in the...
There are too many sex change operations performed on fairground rides for my liking

There are too many sex change operations performed on fairground rides...

There are too many sex change operations performed on fairground rides for my liking By Stephen Philip Druce Ever had the misfortune to witness a surgeon...