Terrorists divided between voting for Hillary Clinton or Donald Trump

According to a recent survey, terrorists are undecided on whether they should vote for Hillary Clinton or Donald Trump in their attempts to destroy America. “They’re both just so universally unappealing that it’s tough to say who will do more damage, Hitlary or the World’s Biggest Idiot,” said a Taliban spokesperson who declined to provide … Continue reading Terrorists divided between voting for Hillary Clinton or Donald Trump