Tag: satirical news
Diary of Lisa Frank describes growing up in peace-torn Michigan
Historians raced to the Great Lakes area after an abandoned building filled mostly with glitter, pink and blue feathers, and phosphorescent animal fur was...
Westboro Baptist Church launches “God Hates Fags” anti-smoking campaign
Members of Westboro Baptist Church caused a stir last week when they congregated at the funeral of a local smoker bearing “God Hates Fags”...
Search for missing person with nondescript features continues
Utah authorities are in the midst of a desperate search-and-rescue mission that was launched last week. Search-and-rescue personnel are looking for a man or...
Local couple arrested on food porn charges
Fred and Kelly Dripwhisker were arrested in St. George Friday on charges of possession of food porn with intent to distribute as well as...
I Can’t Believe It’s Butter suffers lukewarm reception, low sales
I Can’t Believe It’s Butter --- a spin-off product of margarine brand I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter --- has seen underwhelming sales since...
DSU Trailblazers blaze trails in trailblazing
Dixie State University, now known as the Trailblazers, or the Tail Braziers, or the Braille Tasers, is blazing a trail all over the goddamned...
‘Guess Fred C. Adams’ Middle Name’ annual competition begins Feb. 1
Preparations are underway for Cedar City’s annual “Guess Fred C. Adams’ Middle Name” competition starting on Feb. 1. With the founder of the Cedar...
Utah Marlowe Festival opens in St. George, strains relations with Cedar...
Much to the annoyance of the patrons and staff of the Utah Shakespeare Festival in Cedar City, the Utah Marlowe Festival begins its inaugural...
‘Who’s A Badass?’ race to be held on St. George Blvd.
Emceesquare Media, the organization responsible for First Friday George Streetfest on Main, is organizing a new event for St. George: the “Who’s A Badass?”...
Unsatisfied with Tour of Utah decision, Springdale setting booby traps for...
After the controversy surrounding the Springdale Town Council's rejection of the 2016 Tour of Utah and following the recent announcement by the Tour, Springdale...