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    This week, the food court at Dixie State University proudly launched its new signature entrée: The Dixie Ancestor Heritage Legacy Pioneer Bison Burger.

    DSU food court introduces new bison burger

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    Why the Lake Powell pipeline is good and will make us all rich

    Encyclopedia Britannica publishes 1,000-volume "Encyclopedia of Pronouns"

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    Hiking Southern Utah: Red Cliffs Mall

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    "An Elvis conspiracy" by Stephen Philip Druce: Rock n' roll legend Elvis Presley ate himself, according to his one-time house cleaner.

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    The greatest challenge by Stephen Philip Druce: "I need to explore my inner self. ... I've decided I'm going to climb Mount Everest."

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    "The poetry hotel" by Stephen Philip Druce: I arrived at the hotel reception and saw there was a huge dead rhinoceros lying in front of the reception desk.

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    Stephen Philip Druce - June 11, 2014
    The weight-loss consultant By Stephen Philip Druce

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    Going to McDonald’s, by Stephen Philip Druce: I like the look of the Chicken Legend. It's such a legend that it's dead in a cheap bun covered in mayonnaise.

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    Stephen Philip Druce - May 31, 2014
    An ice cream van of dictators By Stephen Philip Druce

    An ice cream van of dictators

    Stephen Philip Druce - May 30, 2014
    A kissagram caper by Stephen Philip Druce: A kissagram lady died inside a giant birthday cake she was expected to leap out of at a party attended by my wife and me.

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