Encyclopedia Britannica publishes 1,000-volume “Encyclopedia of Pronouns”
The “Encyclopedia of Pronouns” will help defend the genderfluid against the illegal usage of “he” or “she”
To the delight of demi-vapors, genderfuzzes, and juxeras — not to mention those of the other 115 or so current genders (117 counting male and female) — The Encyclopedia Britannica recently published its new “Encyclopedia of Pronouns.”
The 1,000-volume set has been hailed by the New Fork Times “An indispensable volume for anyone seeking to avoid prison time in Canada, Oregon, or California” and the Washington Toast as “A staggering shit ton of books.”
The new reference set is being updated online daily as new genders and subsequent new pronouns arise, and an up-to-date hardback version — which fits conveniently in most warehouses — will be published annually.
“The ‘Encyclopedia of Pronouns’ is the greatest thing since Communism,” raved Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau.”
The encyclopedia has been strategically published some years before the 2021 presidential election — after which it is assumed that Democrats will have full control of all seven branches of government and the misuse of pronouns will be a felony punishable by death — thereby giving Americans a chance to memorize all of the existing pronouns now before millions more come into existence.
“Finally, Californians won’t have a reason to whine when they are punished for the state for crimes of malicious grammatical inaccuracy,” gushed California Governor Jerry Brown.
The Encyclopedia Britannica’s new “Encyclopedia of Pronouns” is now on sale for $19,999.99.
Editor’s Note: This piece is satire. In truth, nothing can save us from the Democrats.
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