Donald Trump bursts
President Donald Trump has sensationally burst during a Washington press conference.
Trump’s overinflated ego finally caused him to erupt in an anatomical flare-up. The president was seen puffing up prior to the rupture contingency as he boasted about America’s nuclear capabilities.
“I was sat in the front row of the conference when the president’s ego caused him to burst completely,” said journalist John Hamilton. “As a journalist, I’m often accused of overdramatizing a story, but I’m not exaggerating when I tell you that Trump’s body parts and internal organs detonated like a filthy volcano of muscle pus in a scum orgy from hell. I was ferociously hit with a manic flesh discharge of slimy skin-and-bone frenzy slop. I was splattered with a sludge spurt of gooey waste in a chronic swill that belonged inside the devil’s bowels.”
“In the aftermath of the tragedy, a Fox News reporter tried to interview me,” Hamilton continued. “He had the nerve to ask me, ‘What’s that hanging from your tie then?’ I told him, ‘Well, obviously it’s the president’s prostate … what do you think it is, his anus?’ That’s the trouble with presidents that splatter their insides all over you at press conferences — there’s always a reporter there asking dumb questions. I yelled at the reporter, ‘Get the hell out of here! Come back and interview me when you’ve properly researched the prostate gland and how it’s able to stick to a necktie as a consequence of a presidential burst!’”
It’s such a sad day for the world, but not necessarily for the entire population of planet earth.
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