If you see those odds start moving in the direction of impeachment in the House and Senate, place your bets, because it’s a sure thing.
If you see those odds start moving in the direction of impeachment in the House and Senate, place your bets, because it’s a sure thing.

Rolling the dice on impeachment

If you want the answers to many of life’s mysteries, I’ve found that the greatest source to ask is your local bookmaker.

These guys have got it wired, and they almost always get it right. Whether it’s pinning a point spread for the Super Bowl or laying odds on a big-time prize fight, they know how to get you to part with your money.

Right now, they are taking heavy action on a gambling proposition that weighs far heavier than something as trivial as a sporting event. They are laying odds on whether the president will be impeached.

Those odds jumped dramatically last week as damning testimony was given by those from within the government’s inner circles about the coercion, extortion, and intent of, with apologies to Jimmy Breslin, The Gang That Couldn’t Think Straight.

Like the myriad characters in Breslin’s book, the administration is revealing itself to be a bunch of stumbling, bumbling, inept crooks who just can’t seem to get it right.

And the oddsmakers know it, which is why the odds on a successful impeachment have grown to 75 percent. In layman’s terms, that means you’d have to wager a lot to win a little. Sort of like betting on the New England Patriots in the Super Bowl.

You can’t rush off to your favorite casino to book this bet, because betting on political events in the United States is against the law, and no house will take your action. To get into the action, you’d have to go online and find an offshore gaming house to take your bet.

Besides, while the numbers may look like good news to many of us, the flipside is that the best parlay on that initial bet would be to lay down money that the Senate would most likely not find the president guilty after a House impeachment.

Now, this has nothing to do with evidence, right or wrong, or morality.

It’s all about the math, which is what wagering is built around anyway, and the math does not play out well for those who would like to see a regime change since the Senate holds a Republican majority that would, in all likelihood, give the president a pass.

In fact, if you want the best advice on getting into the action, put together a trifecta proposition that the House will impeach, the Senate will not despite the testimony of some very credible witnesses, and Rudy Giuliani will find himself charged with at least one felony.

There is, however, one variable that could be put into play and turn the whole thing around, and that would be if John Bolton showed up to give his testimony.

Bolton is one of those rare figures revered by the new and old Republican clans.

He has been on The Beltway since the Reagan years, serving in the State Department, the Justice Department, and the U.S. Agency for International Development. He worked as Under Secretary of State for Arms Control and International Security and Ambassador to the United Nations under George W. Bush and most recently as National Security Advisor for the current administration.

Bolton is a self-described “Goldwater conservative” and is considered to be as bombastic and hawkish as the late Arizona Senator.

Although his politics blend well with the neoconservative movement, he distances himself from that bunch, most certainly on the grounds of its lack of intellectual depth.

He’s coarse, blunt, and petulant with no filter.

He’s judgmental, stubborn, and cunning and possesses an outlandish ego.

But he is also described as effective and knowledgeable, a fastidious note taker, and a treacherous foe.

His tenure with the current administration was rocky. Although he shared the president’s views on extreme nationalism and hard-right Republicanism, they clashed because the president thought he was too hawkish. It’s still not clear who quit whom. But last September, Bolton made his exit from the administration among much gnashing of teeth and expletives, cooling his heels ever since.

Or maybe not.

A lot of people think Bolton was never put on ice and is the whistleblower in the Ukraine scandal — that he is the guy who brought “quid pro quo” back into the lexicon.

A lot of evidence can lead to that conclusion.

He’s razor sharp and treacherous as a great white in shallow water. He’s dangerous because he knows how the game is played and isn’t afraid to go nuclear on anybody who gets in his way.

He finds himself today in a most unique position, that of a possible hero for Democrats who understand that no matter how hardcore conservative he may be, Bolton, probably more than anybody else, could very well deliver the goods to sway Senate Republicans in an impeachment trial.

If the president needs to fear anybody through all of this, it is Bolton.

The Democrats have tried to get his testimony. But he refuses to budge, playing the good soldier up until the end, even though he clearly disapproved of the Ukraine extortion plot hatched up by the president.

However, he said that if a judge rules that a committee subpoena overrides the president’s orders to stay mum, he would testify. Given that OK by the courts, he’d sing like Pavarotti. We know that because Bolton is the guy who told National Security Council member Fiona Hill that she needed to report the president’s Ukraine shakedown to NSC attorneys.

It’s why politics has become such a crapshoot.

Scholars were once able to deduce reasonable scenarios for how events would probably play out based on history, current events, the personalities involved, and the painfully quaint science of the mechanics of politics.

Not today.

There are any number of wildcards floating through the deck, and you can never tell when one will be dealt, which makes it a much more difficult game.

Except for the bookmakers.

Those guys always seem to have the inside information that the rest of us are lacking.

So if you see those odds start moving in the direction of impeachment in the House and Senate, place your bets, because it’s a sure thing.

And Lord knows there aren’t very many of those any more.

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Ed Kociela
Ed Kociela has won numerous awards from the Associated Press and Society of Professional Journalists. He now works as a freelance writer based alternately in St. George and on The Baja in Mexico. His career includes newspaper, magazine, and broadcast experience as a sportswriter, rock critic, news reporter, columnist, and essayist. His novels, "plygs" and "plygs2" about the history of polygamy along the Utah-Arizona state line, are available from online booksellers. His play, "Downwinders," was one of only three presented for a series of readings by the Utah Shakespeare Festival's New American Playwright series in 2005. He has written two screenplays and has begun working on his third novel. You can usually find him hand-in-hand with his beloved wife, Cara, his muse and trusted sounding board.

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  1. Planet Kociela. At the most there will be a Partisan vote by Dems only passing the impeachment baton to the Senate where it will backfire with devastating effects.. However, do not be surprised if that doesnt even happen. Whatever the case we shall see. YES, we shall see folks. Funny that Bolton has become your new great white hope. All good, and let the magic trolls attack me for speculating against their consensus reality, LOL. The older generation can still exchange repartee, OK BOOOOMER. YEP “A” OK. Comment on the article folks. Ed and I go way back.

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