From Clay Jones on his political cartoon “Apes On The Radio,” Rush Limbaugh’s embarrassingly misinformed rant on evolution, and the Cincinnati gorilla
I think “Apes On The Radio” would be an awesome name for a skinny-jeans-wearing emo band.
Yesterday, Rush Limbaugh wasn’t getting enough oxygen to his brain and gave us all a science lesson. He explained it to us slowly in case we’re too slow to keep up. He said that evolution doesn’t exist because the gorilla from the Cincinnati Zoo had not turned into a human.
I wonder if Rush has ever listened to himself? If he did, he might think, “This guy on the radio is an idiot.” Isn’t there someone who loves him that would try to save him from embarrassment by saying, “Hey, Rusho, shut up”?
How many hours a day is Rush on the radio? Three? Four? Seventeen? I would think however many hours it is would be better filled with “ook ook ook” than whatever Rush is saying. It’d make more sense. Personally, I hate talk radio. I don’t see how anyone can listen to it and not develop ulcers from stress. Every right-wing talk radio show host sounds like they’re suffering from serious sphincter pain, as if there’s a giant pointy stick in there. I’d probably be angry and shouting all the time too and make stuff up to be angry about, because who wants to admit they shoved a giant pointy stick in their butt?
People are still going on about the gorilla. Everyone has an opinion. But seriously, if you never worked for child protective services, or worked in a zoo, or have zero experience being a gorilla … shut up.
This was drawn on the tablet while I was out and was supposed to be celebrating my birthday. Drawing cartoons is my way of having fun.