Tag: humor
Your Weekly Horoscope
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Eight ways to fortify marital bonds and rekindle your marriage
By Jamnit Frainkle, licensed marriage counselor
Let’s face it: Marriage is the single stupidest thing involving the government that two people can do together. One...
Eight tips for dealing with pre-election angst
Who are you voting for? Who cares? We’re boned either way. Here’s the real question: What are you doing to cope with pre-election angst?
You...
Your Weekly Horoscope
These horoscopes are provided for entertainment purposes only. The authors cannot be held responsible for any decisions or actions based, in whole or in...
Diary of Lisa Frank describes growing up in peace-torn Michigan
Historians raced to the Great Lakes area after an abandoned building filled mostly with glitter, pink and blue feathers, and phosphorescent animal fur was...
SparkleBottom glitter enemas make a splash just in time for Halloween
The scariest hygienic procedure just got festive. Or did the most festive hygienic procedure just get scarier? Or did the scariest festivity just get...
Your Weekly Horoscope
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Southern Utah University’s “SUU Everywhere” campaign destroying spacetime
Panic has gripped the planet as Southern Utah University’s “SUU Everywhere” viral marketing campaign has proven to be more viral than intended.
As the "SUU...
Terrorists divided between voting for Hillary Clinton or Donald Trump
According to a recent survey, terrorists are undecided on whether they should vote for Hillary Clinton or Donald Trump in their attempts to destroy...
PETA and FDA launch joint “Spay and Neuter Your Neighbors” program
In an effort to minimize the impact of overpopulation in southern Utah and elsewhere, The People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals in conjunction...