Tag: I hate Jason Gottfried
Search for missing person with nondescript features continues
Utah authorities are in the midst of a desperate search-and-rescue mission that was launched last week. Search-and-rescue personnel are looking for a man or...
Local couple arrested on food porn charges
Fred and Kelly Dripwhisker were arrested in St. George Friday on charges of possession of food porn with intent to distribute as well as...
I Can’t Believe It’s Butter suffers lukewarm reception, low sales
I Can’t Believe It’s Butter --- a spin-off product of margarine brand I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter --- has seen underwhelming sales since...
Feminist schmeminist: feminism and eating meat are incompatible
Feminism and eating meat exist on opposite ideological ends, yet the meat-eating “feminist” is still somehow a thing in 2016 America. It may be...
Is percussion the new violin?
Earlier this month, the Heartland Marimba Festival was hosted at Southern Utah University. Michael Burritt, my own teacher’s college roommate, was there. So naturally,...
Southern Utah ice cream trucks revolutionizing classical music
Owners and operators of ice cream trucks in southern Utah are receiving accolades for groundbreaking performances from the classical repertoire that are quickly changing...
CARTOON: “The McCain Blame”
From Clay Jones on his political cartoon "The McCain Blame," how John McCain accused Barack Obama of treason, and how Sarah Palin called Obama...
CARTOON: “Is That An Alligator In Your Pocket?”
From Clay Jones on his political cartoon "Is That An Alligator In Your Pocket?" the Disney Alligator attack, and tiny redneck penises
I know. Go...
CARTOON: “Moment Of Silence”
From Clay Jones on his political cartoon "Moment Of Silence," what Congress has done about gun control and the power of prayer
I don’t really...
On feminism, psychedelics, and why I’ll never vote for Hillary Clinton
Like seemingly everyone else at the Independent, I identify as a feminist. However, unlike everyone else at the Independent, I would never vote for...