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Encyclopedia Britannica publishes 1,000-volume "Encyclopedia of Pronouns"

Encyclopedia Britannica publishes 1,000-volume “Encyclopedia of Pronouns”

Encyclopedia Britannica publishes 1,000-volume "Encyclopedia of Pronouns" The "Encyclopedia of Pronouns" will help defend the genderfluid against the illegal usage of "he" or "she" To the...
Southern Utah Gardening: How to grow grass in the middle of the desert, for some reason

Southern Utah Gardening: How to grow grass in the middle of...

How to grow grass in the middle of the desert, for some reason By Jamnit Frainkle Do you live in an arid place that is inhospitable...
Eight ways to fortify marital bonds and rekindle your marriage

Eight ways to fortify marital bonds and rekindle your marriage

By Jamnit Frainkle, licensed marriage counselor Let’s face it: Marriage is the single stupidest thing involving the government that two people can do together. One...
Diary of Lisa Frank

Diary of Lisa Frank describes growing up in peace-torn Michigan

Historians raced to the Great Lakes area after an abandoned building filled mostly with glitter, pink and blue feathers, and phosphorescent animal fur was...
SparkleBottom enemas make a splash just in time for Halloween

SparkleBottom glitter enemas make a splash just in time for Halloween

The scariest hygienic procedure just got festive. Or did the most festive hygienic procedure just get scarier? Or did the scariest festivity just get...
SUU Everywhere

Southern Utah University’s “SUU Everywhere” campaign destroying spacetime

Panic has gripped the planet as Southern Utah University’s “SUU Everywhere” viral marketing campaign has proven to be more viral than intended. As the "SUU...
Terrorists divided between voting for Hillary Clinton or Donald Trump

Terrorists divided between voting for Hillary Clinton or Donald Trump

According to a recent survey, terrorists are undecided on whether they should vote for Hillary Clinton or Donald Trump in their attempts to destroy...
PETA and FDA launch joint Spay and Neuter your Neighbors program

PETA and FDA launch joint “Spay and Neuter Your Neighbors” program

In an effort to minimize the impact of overpopulation in southern Utah and elsewhere, The People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals in conjunction...
Why I write satire news

Why I write satire news

So am I just a silly person? Yes. Extremely. But besides that, why do I write satire news? If you have been an Indy reader...
God Hates Fags

Westboro Baptist Church launches “God Hates Fags” anti-smoking campaign

Members of Westboro Baptist Church caused a stir last week when they congregated at the funeral of a local smoker bearing “God Hates Fags”...