Tag: southern Utah
OPINION: A hypochondriac and his tumor
I always believed I would make it out of this life with all my parts intact. After all, I had made it to 40...
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
A man in the street asked me, "Why did the chicken cross the road?"
"I don't know, why did...
Cannabis is a gateway to harder drugs
Cannabis is a gateway to harder drugs
According to the government health department, recreationally used cannabis can act as a gateway to harder drugs like...
Plane pain
Plane pain
I arrived at the airport and discovered my plane upside down on the runway.
"What's our plane doing upside down?" I asked the man...
Donald Trump bursts
Donald Trump bursts
President Donald Trump has sensationally burst during a Washington press conference.
Trump's overinflated ego finally caused him to erupt in an anatomical flare-up....
An Elvis conspiracy
An Elvis conspiracy
By Stephen Philip Druce
Rock n' roll legend Elvis Presley ate himself, according to his one-time house cleaner.
Elvis's coroner at the time stated...
Running divorce
Running divorce
By Stephen Philip Druce
I had to divorce my wife for unreasonable behavior. I caught her.
Yes, I caught her jogging with her head positioned...
The greatest challenge
The greatest challenge
By Stephen Philip Druce
"I need to explore my inner self. I need to feel a sense of achievement. I need a new...
The poetry hotel
The poetry hotel
By Stephen Philip Druce
I was booked to do a poetry reading at The New York Poetry Festival and just happened to be...
The weight-loss consultant
The weight-loss consultant
By Stephen Philip Druce
"Hello, is this the weight loss consultant? It's Mr. Roberts here."
"Hello Mr. Roberts. Yes, I'm the consultant. How can...