Tag: southern Utah
An ice cream van of dictators
An ice cream van of dictators
By Stephen Philip Druce
I was ordering an ice cream from an ice cream van.
"A butterscotch ice cream, please."
"Sorry, I've...
A kissagram caper
A kissagram caper
By Stephen Philip Druce
A kissagram lady died inside a giant birthday cake she was expected to leap out of at a party...
Campulating
Campulating
By Stephen Philip Druce
Realizing I'd run out of condoms, my girlfriend suggested I use our camping tent for protection instead.
"Campulate with me" she said....
Passing with flying colors
Passing with flying colors
By Stephen Philip Druce
In response to one's application to NASA for the coveted role of astronaut, one is duly required to...
Why not have a baby?
Why not have a baby?
By Stephen Philip Druce
Men who don't want children are incessantly bombarded with the question, “Why don't you want to have...
Heed the butthole robber
Heed the butthole robber
Stephen Philip Druce
Beware the butthole robber — the new criminal on the block. Citizens of London are being robbed in the...
There are too many sex change operations performed on fairground rides...
There are too many sex change operations performed on fairground rides for my liking
By Stephen Philip Druce
Ever had the misfortune to witness a surgeon...
Sunday Editions-The Independent | News Events Culture
SUNDAY EDITION: Northern Corridor battle, Eric Dodge discusses depression, Exploring So. Utah: Lava Tubes
Also, Campfire concert in the Canyon with 'Beans & Wheels', Aaron...