Tag: southern Utah
St. George gets lampooned on Saturday Night Live for “Footloose” ways
St. George gets lampooned on Saturday Night Live for "Footloose" ways
St. George again became the butt of a running joke about its restrictive dance...
OPINION: Robin Williams had it right. We just stopped listening.
Let me be clear on two points right from the beginning. First, I’m not referring to Robin Williams, the man, and his decision to...
OPINION: A hypochondriac and his tumor
I always believed I would make it out of this life with all my parts intact. After all, I had made it to 40...
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
A man in the street asked me, "Why did the chicken cross the road?"
"I don't know, why did...
Cannabis is a gateway to harder drugs
Cannabis is a gateway to harder drugs
According to the government health department, recreationally used cannabis can act as a gateway to harder drugs like...
Plane pain
Plane pain
I arrived at the airport and discovered my plane upside down on the runway.
"What's our plane doing upside down?" I asked the man...
Donald Trump bursts
Donald Trump bursts
President Donald Trump has sensationally burst during a Washington press conference.
Trump's overinflated ego finally caused him to erupt in an anatomical flare-up....
An Elvis conspiracy
An Elvis conspiracy
By Stephen Philip Druce
Rock n' roll legend Elvis Presley ate himself, according to his one-time house cleaner.
Elvis's coroner at the time stated...
Running divorce
Running divorce
By Stephen Philip Druce
I had to divorce my wife for unreasonable behavior. I caught her.
Yes, I caught her jogging with her head positioned...
The greatest challenge
The greatest challenge
By Stephen Philip Druce
"I need to explore my inner self. I need to feel a sense of achievement. I need a new...