Tag: St. George
Cannabis is a gateway to harder drugs
Cannabis is a gateway to harder drugs
According to the government health department, recreationally used cannabis can act as a gateway to harder drugs like...
Plane pain
Plane pain
I arrived at the airport and discovered my plane upside down on the runway.
"What's our plane doing upside down?" I asked the man...
Donald Trump bursts
Donald Trump bursts
President Donald Trump has sensationally burst during a Washington press conference.
Trump's overinflated ego finally caused him to erupt in an anatomical flare-up....
An Elvis conspiracy
An Elvis conspiracy
By Stephen Philip Druce
Rock n' roll legend Elvis Presley ate himself, according to his one-time house cleaner.
Elvis's coroner at the time stated...
Running divorce
Running divorce
By Stephen Philip Druce
I had to divorce my wife for unreasonable behavior. I caught her.
Yes, I caught her jogging with her head positioned...
The greatest challenge
The greatest challenge
By Stephen Philip Druce
"I need to explore my inner self. I need to feel a sense of achievement. I need a new...
The poetry hotel
The poetry hotel
By Stephen Philip Druce
I was booked to do a poetry reading at The New York Poetry Festival and just happened to be...
The weight-loss consultant
The weight-loss consultant
By Stephen Philip Druce
"Hello, is this the weight loss consultant? It's Mr. Roberts here."
"Hello Mr. Roberts. Yes, I'm the consultant. How can...
Going to McDonald’s
Going to McDonald’s
By Stephen Philip Druce
The giant yellow “M” sign at McDonald's has drawn me in.
I'm willing to disregard the prevailing rumor that the...
An ice cream van of dictators
An ice cream van of dictators
By Stephen Philip Druce
I was ordering an ice cream from an ice cream van.
"A butterscotch ice cream, please."
"Sorry, I've...