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    The FBI arrested 33 rich parents accused of trying to buy their kids' admission to prestigious universities through nefarious means

    Rich is as rich does

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    One thing we should all be grateful for this year is that Thanksgiving is making its annual appearance at the earliest possible point on the 22nd.

    Giving thanks in 2018

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    Scholars think that the first word was either "ouch" or "me," although "pie" had to have been up there since the shapes surely reminded the Sumerians of it.

    The best words

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    If the first round of Democratic Party debates were distilled into five words or less, it would be Ambien Thunderdome. They came, they saw, they slept.

    An Ambien Thunderdome

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    There are plenty of ways this administration can raise money by monetizing the White House. Here are a few of the more marketable ones with fancy titles.

    Monetizing the White House

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    Strap on your seat belts extra tight, everybody. This nation is stuck on a rollercoaster of spin with a minimum of two years before we can get off.

    America is stuck on a rollercoaster of spin

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    The second week of September is traditionally when Congress reconvenes. We here at Durstco are proud to present “How Congress spent summer vacation.”

    How Congress spent summer vacation

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    After the Mueller Report, Democrats wilted like freshly cut lilies placed in the back of a Mustang at the Wisconsin State Fair the second week of August.

    The Mueller Report: An FAQ

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    One of the highlights of Festivus is the "airing of grievances," which I believe is a worthwhile real-life exercise at least once a year.

    The airing of grievances

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