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    This week, the food court at Dixie State University proudly launched its new signature entrée: The Dixie Ancestor Heritage Legacy Pioneer Bison Burger.

    DSU food court introduces new bison burger

    Jason Gottfried - April 1, 2018
    Why the Lake Powell pipeline is good and will make us all rich

    Why the Lake Powell pipeline is good and will make us all rich

    Encyclopedia Britannica publishes 1,000-volume "Encyclopedia of Pronouns"

    Encyclopedia Britannica publishes 1,000-volume “Encyclopedia of Pronouns”

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    Hiking Southern Utah: Red Cliffs Mall

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    Passing with flying colors By Stephen Philip Druce

    Passing with flying colors

    Stephen Philip Druce - April 27, 2014
    Men are often asked, “Why don't you want to have a baby?” Is the task of having to push a screaming baby from out of the anus really that big a deal?

    Why not have a baby?

    Stephen Philip Druce - April 24, 2014
    Beware the butthole robber — the new criminal on the block. Citizens of London are being robbed in the street and assaulted by attackers using their assholes as weapons. The asshole robbers are applying this method of attack as a strategy to mitigate their violations in a hypothetical court case.

    Heed the butthole robber

    Stephen Philip Druce - April 18, 2014
    There are too many sex change operations performed on fairground rides for my liking

    There are too many sex change operations performed on fairground rides...

    Stephen Philip Druce - April 9, 2014
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