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    Apparently, a few folks didn't receive the gifts they so richly deserved, a mistake we would like to rectify with Will Durst's After Xmas gift wish list.

    After Xmas gift wish list

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    One of the highlights of Festivus is the "airing of grievances," which I believe is a worthwhile real-life exercise at least once a year.

    The airing of grievances

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    The nation's patience has been richly rewarded, because the eagerly awaited list of the Top 10 Comedic News Stories of 2018 has been officially released. This truly is the most wonderful time of the year.

    Top 10 comedic news stories of 2018

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    There are plenty of ways this administration can raise money by monetizing the White House. Here are a few of the more marketable ones with fancy titles.

    Monetizing the White House

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    One thing we should all be grateful for this year is that Thanksgiving is making its annual appearance at the earliest possible point on the 22nd.

    Giving thanks in 2018

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    Be careful out there, folks, because we're in the middle of that scary time of year when either it’s Halloween or the following Tuesday is Election Day.

    Why Halloween is so monstrously like Election Day

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    Trump refuses to even consider slapping sanctions on the Saudis because "people are innocent until proven guilty."

    Hugging despots

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    This isn't just a midterm election. It's midterm intervention. So rab random strangers and shake them until they start spitting blood about voting.

    The midterm intervention

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    The GOP Hokey Pokey, aka the Donald Trump Two-Step, is what candidates do when suffering from the dreaded Trump Sandwich Effect.

    The GOP Hokey Pokey

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