Tag: humor
PETA and FDA launch joint “Spay and Neuter Your Neighbors” program
In an effort to minimize the impact of overpopulation in southern Utah and elsewhere, The People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals in conjunction...
Putin sends Trump hand double as a gift
According to inside sources, Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump awoke to a large package at his backdoor early Friday morning.
While Trump has since denied...
Westboro Baptist Church launches “God Hates Fags” anti-smoking campaign
Members of Westboro Baptist Church caused a stir last week when they congregated at the funeral of a local smoker bearing “God Hates Fags”...
Search for missing person with nondescript features continues
Utah authorities are in the midst of a desperate search-and-rescue mission that was launched last week. Search-and-rescue personnel are looking for a man or...
Local couple arrested on food porn charges
Fred and Kelly Dripwhisker were arrested in St. George Friday on charges of possession of food porn with intent to distribute as well as...
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I Can’t Believe It’s Butter suffers lukewarm reception, low sales
I Can’t Believe It’s Butter --- a spin-off product of margarine brand I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter --- has seen underwhelming sales since...
Southern Utah ice cream trucks revolutionizing classical music
Owners and operators of ice cream trucks in southern Utah are receiving accolades for groundbreaking performances from the classical repertoire that are quickly changing...
Your Weekly Horoscope
These horoscopes are provided for entertainment purposes only. The authors cannot be held responsible for any decisions or actions based, in whole or in...
Oversexed endangered condor pair in Zion National Park making tourists uncomfortable
Unsurprisingly, an endangered condor pair who seem unable to stop banging each other for one freaking minute are incubating an egg in Zion National...